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Penny © 
Dreadful 


TORONTO, DEC, 31, 1976 NU MBER 410 


7 p.m., Friday, Dec. 
3l...Geeze, that 
means I don't get 

off- shift until next 
year, 


A WEEKLY REVIEW 


BY GARY MOFFATT 


Although I avoid sports like the plague, I have often found Tank McNamara 
highly amusing, Recently, a number of newspapers removed Tank from their 
comics page and put him in the sports section instead, This move seems to 
me highly questionable; it means that in order to read the stripI have to look 
over page after page of newsprint which otherwise I wouldn't even bother to 
open in order to find where the strip has been placed, It is legitimate to use 
comic strips to sell papers (God knows there's little enough else in them that is 
worth reading these days), but surely the reader is entitled to the convenience 
of finding them in one place once he's bought the paper. 

The Globe and Mail is putting the Outcasts on a news page and Cathy in 
the women's section; at this rate they'll soon have Gasoline Alley with the car 
ads and Mary Worth on the weddings page, since she seems to be one of the 
dwindling number who still believes in them, There is historical precedent for 
all this inasmuch as the first daily strip, Augustus Mutt, concerned sports and 
appeared on the sports page of the San Francisco Chronicle, However, Mutt's 
interests broadened somewhat after Jeff joined him, and in the intervening 
years the comics have gathered sufficient interest to merit their own place. 

* * bd 

Usually film comedies by people whose primary success was on radio were 
pretty bad, and Fred Allen was no exception to this rule, However, I recently 
saw an old Allen film on television which I felt worthy of being shown much 
more often than it is, Entitled "It's In The Bag," it was based on the familiar 
Russian story about the impoverished entrepreneur (in this case, a flea circus 
operator) who gives away a number of inherited chairs only to discover that a 
valuable fortune was hidden in one of them. 

There have been other film versions, the most recent featuring Ron Moody. 
The screenplay for “It's In The Bag" was co-authored by Allen and Morrie 
Ryskind, who also collaborated on many of the best Marx Brothers films, and 
makes the most of Allen's droll wit. The plot makes room for a variety of 
cameos by Allen's contemporaries, some radio-oriented such as his typical 
interview with Mrs, Nussbaum and slanging match with Jack Benny, others 
more unusual such as his beer hall quartet with Rudy Vallee, Don Ameche and 
Victor Moore, Then there's Robert Benchley explaining a Rube Goldberg 
mousetrap, Jerry Colonna as a psychiatrist swatting imaginary tsetse flies, 
William Bendix as an inept gangster and Sidney Toler as an obnoxious cop, the 
complete antithesis of Charlie Chan, The film certainly has as much to offer 
as the frequently shown Marx Brothers or W.C. Fields comedies, and should 
be around more often than it is. 


CAPTAIN GEORGE'S PENNY DREADFUL, a weekly review established in 
1968, is published by the Vast Whizzbang Organization, 594 Markham 
Street, Toronto, Ontario. 


It wasn't Christmas without Lionel Barrymore playing Scrooge on the radio. 
Or for the television generation, there was a yearly presentation of Dragnet's 
Christmas story, It was the first one shown in color, and the first time they 
ran it a 16mm print was used instead of the expected 35mm, something about 
more reliable hues, Time marches on, and perhaps somewhere they ran an 
old Barrymore transcription, Maybe even the Jack Webb Yuletide show was on. 
If not, RCA issued a ten-inch LP recording that collectors may trot out to play 
for their own seasonal amusement, 

There just had to be at least one TV station on the continent running Miracle 
On 34th Street during the past week or two, The Santa Claus in that movie is 
long gone, and the little girl grew up to become Maggie in Cat on a Hot Tin 
Roof earlier in the month, tempus fugit. Otherwise, stations were scrambling 
to schedule films with the Christmas spirit; various reference books have 
compiled lists of them. 

Several holiday seasons, a New York City TV station would play The Thin 
Man for Christmas and After The Thin Man for New Year's, thus giving all of 
us a double holiday treat. Appropriate too, for Nick Charles solves the 
mystery of the missing Thin Man during Christmas, and in its sequel the first 
murder is committed at the stroke of twelve as the old year is ushered out, 
along with the victim, It became an atmospheric treat to watch these films 
and to look forward to them, They both are excellent, and to view them in the 
proper setting adds to the enjoyment, 

It's highly doubtful if any station played Robert Montgomery's version of 
Raymond Chandler's Lady in the Lake because of the time of year, but it works 
wonderfully well. Montgomery as a tyro director was condemned or praised for 
using the subjective camera for the length of the film. But he accomplished 
other neat bits of business too, Since the story took place around Christmas- 
time, instead of the usual MGM lush score Montgomery used an a capella 
chorus for the opening credit music, singing carols. The main one was "God 
Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen, " 

Back in the good old days, all the theatres would run specially made short 
trailers featuring a top actor or actress extending season's greetings, They were 
unfailingly warm, sincere, sometimes presented with a sly sense of humor, 
One of the nicest--it may have been 1937, or perhaps 1938--was done by 
Fredric March, After giving a brief word or two about the spirit of the season, 
March very seriously ended with ",..and so, on behalf of the management of 
this theatre and all the employees, let me extend to each and every one of 
you--including that man sleeping, right over there (pointing)--a merry 
Christmas and a happy New Year, " 

Nearly 40 years later, may I wish you the same? 


PETE HARRIS 


SILENTS PLEASE: The Revue theatre in Toronto will be presenting a Thursday 
night series of silent films from the collection of American film historian 
Paul Killiam beginning Jan. 13, These will be color- tinted prints, which is 
the way moviegoers saw a lot of films back in silent days, The opening 
program consists of a Douglas Fairbanks double bill-- The Mark of Zorro 
(1920) at 7:30, and The Black Pirate (1926) at 9:15, The Jan. 20 program will 
be devoted to Rudolph Valentino-- The Eagle (1925) at 7:45, Blood and Sand 
(1922) at 9:15, On Jan. 27, Buster Keaton shows up in College (1927) at 7:45 
and The General (1927) at 9. Three more Thursday night programs are 
scheduled, 


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WW AND RR: Now here's a superhero crossover that not even my fevered 
young imagination could have conjured up back in the 1940s--Roy Rogers is 
to guest star in an upcoming episode of ABC-TV's Wonder Woman. The 
show will be called The Bushwackers and Roy will portray a rancher- widower 
whose problems in rearing five war orphans with his own son are complicated 
by rustlers, 

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CONSTANT VIEWER: It would be difficult to find another night of movie 
viewing to match the Sunday, Dec, 26, TV schedule in the Toronto area, 
The CBC French network had the silent version of The Thief of Bagdad (1924) 
with Douglas Fairbanks and by coincidence Peterborough's ch, 12, which 
many Torontonians pick up via cable, had the 1940 Korda version with Sabu, 
June Duprez, John Justin and, in one of the screen's great exercises in 
villainy, Conrad Veidt as Jaffar. CBC's ch, 5 continued its Capra series with 
the original Lost Horizon with Ronald Colman, Sam Jaffe, Thomas Mitchell, 
Edward Everett Horton, Jane Wyatt, H.B. Warner et al, and Buffalo's ch, 2 
had John Ford's The Grapes Of Wrath with Henry Fonda, Jane Darwell, 
Russell Simpson, John Carradine, Charley Grapewin, etc. I must confess to 
a certain amount of dial twiddling but mainly I stuck with Korda's Thief of 
Bagdad which I hadn't seen in years and which lived up to all my fond 
memories, 

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COMIC CUTS: All you fanatics who faithfully clip newspaper comic strips 
better sharpen up your scissors or lay in a new supply of Xacto blades. The 
Spider-Man daily strip, written by Stan Lee and drawn by John Romita, 
begins Jan, 3. In Toronto, it will be running in The Star. New York maga- 
zine quoted Dennis R. Allen, president of the Register and Tribune Syndicate, 
as saying that editors are hot for the strip "because of its proven readership. 
They believe it will attract young readers to the newspapers, I can't see a 
55-year-old banker delving into the Amazing Spider- Man, but I can see his 
22-year-old son interested, because Spider- Man has human frailities. Young 
people find him believable, " 


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